Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:50 am

What I if told you...

You read that first line wrong...

:?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by tgtrotter » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:08 pm

Really Santa ? A 9 MM ?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:29 am

S 854 wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:50 am
What I if told you...

You read that first line wrong...

:?
I'm not sure what you mean...
:puzzled:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Albuquralque » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:08 am

GoatTracks wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:29 am
S 854 wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:50 am
What I if told you...

You read that first line wrong...

:?
I'm not sure what you mean...
:puzzled:
Read it slowly. If necessary write it exactly as S 854 wrote it.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:28 pm

Albuquralque wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:08 am
GoatTracks wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:29 am
S 854 wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:50 am
What I if told you...

You read that first line wrong...

:?
I'm not sure what you mean...
:puzzled:
Read it slowly. If necessary write it exactly as S 854 wrote it.
I thought he was talking about the poster!
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:54 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:26 am

:D
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:31 pm

Is that truck made by Acme? :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:20 pm

GoatTracks wrote:
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Spellcheck fail.



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Nah, I lived there a semester. ITS NO SPELL FAIL - they all meet at the big monument on the hill for fun & frolic.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:47 am

Just wok up and happened to read our local news headlines here. Wichita Falls, Tx. is already well known as the place where the drunken woman was riding all about the outside parking lot at WalMart and drinking wine from a Pringles can. We keep it classy in Wichita Falls, huh? :-) Well, the headline was a shocker, as we have had our share of violent crime here lately. This one takes the cake though and you can't just make this stuff up. From the Texoma News desk: "WFPD: Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible." He is out on a $10,000 bond. :-) Yup, we keep it classy in Wichita Falls. :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:42 am

:bs:
a1930ford wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:47 am
Just wok up and happened to read our local news headlines here. Wichita Falls, Tx. is already well known as the place where the drunken woman was riding all about the outside parking lot at WalMart and drinking wine from a Pringles can. We keep it classy in Wichita Falls, huh? :-) Well, the headline was a shocker, as we have had our share of violent crime here lately. This one takes the cake though and you can't just make this stuff up. From the Texoma News desk: "WFPD: Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible." He is out on a $10,000 bond. :-) Yup, we keep it classy in Wichita Falls. :-)
Sounds like he choked her the first time, he didn't need to do it again!

I would have just waited till we were in bed together, then Dutch-ovened her properly.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Tomcatfixer » Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:52 am

drunken woman was riding all about the outside parking lot at WalMart
Your parking lot adjective implies that Wal-Mart also has an inside parking lot. I know the stores are often volumous, but I've never managed to find interior parking. 🤔


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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:40 am

You're doing it wrong Chad...you just drive in the front door and park. :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:56 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Tomcatfixer » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:20 pm

I love it. I ignited the spark and you guys blew it up!

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