Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:59 am

Not quite what you are probably thinking if you're a dirty old man like me. :-)


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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:47 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by SidecarDan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:56 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:37 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by shiftless » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:09 am

Other countries have cars that cost less

https://jalopnik.com/how-china-built-so ... 1837377809
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by shiftless » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:19 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by VWNate1 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:43 pm

I love that Chinese tractor ! .

We had a similar is *much* smaller unit on the farm in the early 1960's it was called a "Planet Junior" and there were myriad attachments you could buy .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:11 pm

NOW I understand!
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:25 pm

The sound of silence............. Just watched The Graduate and this sort of came to mind, afterwards. :-)
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“Trans porn”

Post by jaybird » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:38 pm

I was hoping for a 6 speed with a lower first gear, overdrive, and reverse, what a disappointment, now I’m going to need to w@$# my eyes out with gasoline! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Claus » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:47 pm

Same with me, I was hoping for polished and chromed gearwheels with golden Art Nouveau engravings, what a disappointment. Now I´m going to w@$# my throat out with Kentucky Straight Bourbon :mrgreen:
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Tomcatfixer » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:28 pm

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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by cateyetech » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:58 pm

Try this :lol:
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Snakeoil » Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:41 pm

It took me a bit to figure out what you miscreants were jabbering about. Then I remembered we've been bombarded with spam lately and at least one of them had child porn as a topic. My guess is we got a new one with trans porn.

I have to admit that it truly has me wondering. What actually goes on in trans porn? I have this image of two people of different sexes with a script that reads something like this....

Here's my junk.
Thanks, here's mine.
Ooh.. nice. Thanks.
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Tomcatfixer » Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:52 pm

What actually goes on in trans porn?
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