mr. cob wrote:How come I can't get my aviator to load on this site.
Mr. Cob, we aviators are a fickle bunch and it is often hard to determine the proper combination of incentives. Cool planes, girls and booze is a start - minoga bobki ($$) never hurts.
I'm sure this has made the rounds b4...
A FIGHTER PILOT as seen by:
A drunken, brawling, jeep-stealing, woman corrupting liar with a big watch, survival knife and an unauthorized hat.
A fine speciman of a drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman-corrupting liar with a big watch, survival knife and unauthorized hat.
A stinking, gross, crude, foul-mouthed bum who arrives home every 2 or 3 months with a bag of dirty flight suits, a huge ugly watch, a knife, a filthy old hat and a hard-on.
A stout, handsome, highly trained, professional killer. A female idol who carries a finely honed survival knife, is covered by a finely aged hat and is always on time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.
Department of Defense:
An over-paid, over-rated tax burden who is indisposable since he will volunteer to go anywhere as long as he can drink, brawl, steal jeeps, corrupt women, lie, sing dirty songs and wear filthy flight suits, survival knives, Rolex watches and unauthorized hats.