You asked. I’ve pushed pedals for almost 60 years. Commuted, toured, raced, alley catted, bounced off car bumpers. Also, a Life Member of the League of American Bicyclists. That, and $2.50 will get a $2.50 cuppa at the local coffee shop.
This is just one part of the garage ceiling.

Left to right:1990 Miyata 600 GT. Did the 1991 Paris-Brest-Paris on this one. Ran compact drive on it before it was a thing.
2007 Rivendell Bleriot. Only bike I was fitted for and paid someone to assemble. SRAM 7 speed gear hub and drum brakes.
1981 Miyata 710. Stock except for wheels and Brooks saddle. Did several 24 hour TTs on this one.
1970 Robin Hood Lenton Sport. Next May will be 50 years of ownership. Fitted with a 1950 Sturmey AM 3 speed/Cyclo triple cog. Originally a 10 speed.
Wife’s Electra Townie. Hasn’t been down in probably 12 years.
1954 Robin Hood Sports. 27” wheels, 2 speed Bendix fixed gear hub.
Oldest bike in the stable. 1947 Monark Rocket. 2 speed Bendix manually shifted hub.
Newest. 2018 Framed Minnesota 2.0 Fattie.
I could probably bore you to death with all the others. Several Raleighs, a Frenchie or two, and some mutant fixed gears.