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Post by gembarok » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:29 am

Greetings,

Longtime lurker and finally subscribed a week or so ago. First post, been banned twice already so I figured I better separate myself from the axis of spam bots by introducing myself. First time Ural owner and drilled my first hole into her yesterday. Appreciate all the great posts. More to follow.

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Post by WEGUNTER » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:36 am

Sorry for the deletions. We have been getting hit pretty hard lately. Update your profile with a picture and some bio info and that way we will be able to tell the difference.

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Post by gembarok » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:25 pm

WEGUNTER wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:36 am
Sorry for the deletions. We have been getting hit pretty hard lately. Update your profile with a picture and some bio info and that way we will be able to tell the difference.
Greetings,

No apologies necessary. I'll update my account that I am a Prince of Uzbekistan and have been put in charge of finding an American with a bank account number they can give me so I can wire them a billion rubles for my country's safe keeping. And some little blue pills for a good price. Thanks for the assist.

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Post by chaos2 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:41 pm

That first hole's always the hardest. I'll take all the blue pills you got. What's your rig? Inquiring minds want to know.
Past afflictions include limey motocars and bikes, R60/2, R65ls, & a Citroen.
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and a rusty 2012 GU bought new
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Post by Tomcatfixer » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:42 pm

Welcome, Kevin. When you get a chance, update your signature line with the year and model of your Ural, plus your location. This gives readers of your posts context about what you write.
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2015 Ural cT "Mobile Chernobyl", 2001 Ural Patrol "Little Red Bear", 1999 Ural Tourist "The RPOC", Mid-Nineties Ural Tourist "The Heap", 1994 Honda VFR750F

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2007 Honda VTR1000 FireStorm (Super Hawk in U.S.)
2001 Buell Blast! - - - - - - - 2005 Yamaha FJR1300
1993 Honda CBR600F2 - -1984 Yamaha FJ1100
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Post by harryball » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:12 pm

Welcome Not-a-Spam-Bot, Prince of Uzbekistan, billionaire and purveyor of little blue pills. Can you please let me know when the Russian wife I ordered several weeks ago will arrive? :P

Glad to have you aboard.
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Post by gembarok » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:02 pm

chaos2 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:41 pm
That first hole's always the hardest. I'll take all the blue pills you got. What's your rig? Inquiring minds want to know.
Greetings,

My not quite ready to reveal entirely publicly is a 2019 Ural Gear-up Gobi... as in Go-bi-slo. Just enjoying the hell out of it and making it my own. Already dealt with dealers in 4 different states and the customer service has been first rate. Have a set of Rich Maund sidecar seats and puppy pad being crafted as we speak. Training the dogs to appreciate it and having a good time. Couple more holes to make in the next couple days if the parts come in. Thanks for the warm welcome all of you.

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Post by Snakeoil » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:19 pm

Welcome. Like your sense of humor.

Somebody get this new guy a foil hat with antennae.
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Post by stagewex » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:19 pm

This guy... yeah, I likes this guy.

Welcome to you from NY.
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List what you "have", keep the others in your precious memory bank.

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Post by biker » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:03 am

gembarok wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:25 pm
WEGUNTER wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:36 am
Sorry for the deletions. We have been getting hit pretty hard lately. Update your profile with a picture and some bio info and that way we will be able to tell the difference.
Greetings,

No apologies necessary. I'll update my account that I am a Prince of Uzbekistan and have been put in charge of finding an American with a bank account number they can give me so I can wire them a billion rubles for my country's safe keeping. And some little blue pills for a good price. Thanks for the assist.

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K
Are you serious about wiring a billion Rubles which equal $15,445,541.57 US dollars to a US bank?. If so I'll go into my Chase bank and ask them if they will take care of setting you up an account in your name.
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Post by gembarok » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:26 am

Snakeoil wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:19 pm
Welcome. Like your sense of humor.

Somebody get this new guy a foil hat with antennae.
I actually have cable service with my foil hat. Too many dropped messages from the government.

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Post by Tomcatfixer » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:34 am

You do, of course, realize that we're not joking about foil hats? We actually wear 'em 'round these parts.
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Current rides:
2015 Ural cT "Mobile Chernobyl", 2001 Ural Patrol "Little Red Bear", 1999 Ural Tourist "The RPOC", Mid-Nineties Ural Tourist "The Heap", 1994 Honda VFR750F

Previous rides:
2007 Honda VTR1000 FireStorm (Super Hawk in U.S.)
2001 Buell Blast! - - - - - - - 2005 Yamaha FJR1300
1993 Honda CBR600F2 - -1984 Yamaha FJ1100
Two different 1986 Yamaha FZX700S Fazers

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Post by lendrinkard » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:51 am

Welcome to the group. This is some funny stuff. :)
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Post by gembarok » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:55 am

Tomcatfixer wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:34 am
You do, of course, realize that we're not joking about foil hats? We actually wear 'em 'round these parts.
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And I find that oddly comforting. Now if a dress and pair of stilettos becomes mandatory I may have issue with it. I always twist my ankle in stilettos. I'll get started on my aluminum foil Bowler immediately.

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Post by gembarok » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:00 am

biker wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:03 am
Are you serious about wiring a billion Rubles which equal $15,445,541.57 US dollars to a US bank?. If so I'll go into my Chase bank and ask them if they will take care of setting you up an account in your name.
Now that's the guy I wanna party with. The guy who can beguile you with the daily exchange rate off the cuff. I think even a Nairobi Prince would turn down a bank account with Chase. Have better luck saying Enron... LOL

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2018 Jeep JKU Golden Eagle "Alter Eagle"

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