Me and the Wife doing Christmas Shopping
We were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. My wife suddenly noticed that I was missing and as we had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
"She said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
I said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 30 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the new Ural sidecar dealdership,. next door to that."
....while shopping with the wife.
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....while shopping with the wife.
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Mr Wazzock
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Re: ....while shoping with the wife.
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Peter Pan
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Re: ....while shoping with the wife.
Yeep, the new Ural dealership in Costa Rica is just 3 shops down the road from Porsche dealership in Santa Ana...
I better do not tell my wife. Couldn't afford such a necklace.
Just all relationship I have with Porsche is, that the year I was born, my father used to drive a VW Beadle with Porsche motor.
For sure it was way faster then my first 4 wheeler, which was a beadle too.
I better do not tell my wife. Couldn't afford such a necklace.
Just all relationship I have with Porsche is, that the year I was born, my father used to drive a VW Beadle with Porsche motor.
For sure it was way faster then my first 4 wheeler, which was a beadle too.
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8 weeks 12.000km Oregon-Alaska-Oregon
With a DIY foam air filter the rig runs well even in tropical rain =
Final drives: 1. at 5000km, 2. at 34.000km(+friction plates) 3. at 42.386km
transmission: 1. 40.000km. 2. installed
Engine: 1. 43.388km crank replacement: Back on the road since 23.Okt.2019
The Avatar are 2 rice grains stating life's essence:
"The most important you cannot see!"
=> Attitude makes the difference!
8 weeks 12.000km Oregon-Alaska-Oregon
With a DIY foam air filter the rig runs well even in tropical rain =
Final drives: 1. at 5000km, 2. at 34.000km(+friction plates) 3. at 42.386km
transmission: 1. 40.000km. 2. installed
Engine: 1. 43.388km crank replacement: Back on the road since 23.Okt.2019
The Avatar are 2 rice grains stating life's essence:
"The most important you cannot see!"
=> Attitude makes the difference!
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harryball
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Re: ....while shoping with the wife.
And just after she told that story in court the Judge granted an unconditional divorce. Gobium now LIVES in that shed in HER back yard. 
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Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
Let me guess, your wife was standing right behind you you typed that...
BigJames
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95/79 Bural Sportsman (Myrtle)
88 HD FLHS Watsonian Cambridge (232K and counting)
51 HD Servicar
Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
Hey Lee - how does she put up with you?
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2001 HD Roadking FLHRI
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then he'll be a mile away and he'll have no shoes.
Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
Put it this wayRoadking wrote:Hey Lee - how does she put up with you?
I never let my wife pumps gas for her car or touchs a trash can ever....lol
Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
WOW!!! You mean you rigged up a gadget that automatically pumps gas and takes out trash too? Haha - you never cease to amaze.gobium wrote:Put it this wayRoadking wrote:Hey Lee - how does she put up with you?
I never let my wife pumps gas for her car or touchs a trash can ever....lol
2014 Ural Sage Green Gear Up (The Crazy Russian)
2001 HD Roadking FLHRI
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then he'll be a mile away and he'll have no shoes.
2001 HD Roadking FLHRI
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then he'll be a mile away and he'll have no shoes.
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Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
I was reflecting on my 50 yr wedding anniversary and feeling pretty virile, accomplished and studly. I told my wife " you know honey 50 yrs ago we rented a shabby apartment, drove a crappy car and had no bank account. But I couldn't care less because I had you. The hottest little 23 yr. old to sleep with every night. I was so happy then.
Today we own a $750k home, to $45k cars and enough money in the bank to retire for life. BUT I'm sleeping with a worn 73 yr old. I dont think you've kept up your end of the deal.
She replied. That's ok honey. You go out and get a hot 23 year old. Then you can have that little apartment, junker car and no money.
Women. Gotta love them. Don't try to understand them because you will never figure why they chose you. Don't ever be right nor ever think you want to be.
Seriously.
Today we own a $750k home, to $45k cars and enough money in the bank to retire for life. BUT I'm sleeping with a worn 73 yr old. I dont think you've kept up your end of the deal.
She replied. That's ok honey. You go out and get a hot 23 year old. Then you can have that little apartment, junker car and no money.
Women. Gotta love them. Don't try to understand them because you will never figure why they chose you. Don't ever be right nor ever think you want to be.
Seriously.
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Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
The wife and I (before the verb)gobium wrote:Me and the Wife doing Christmas Shopping
JohnThe Ural's made Maine a much bigger state.
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Re: ....while shopping with the wife.
It is AzinbonicVWK75S wrote:The wife and I (before the verb)gobium wrote:Me and the Wife doing Christmas Shopping