Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Geckoboy49 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:59 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:07 pm

jvan1954 wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:07 am
For the past 4/5 years I have been answering with "toaster oven" on every form I have filled out from the VA to state licence when asked about gender. It has become automatic. Makes the Wifely One crazy as hell but only because she does not understand the long, uphill struggle that we TO's have been going through due to the prejudice of the Breeders, but that's another story. Not once was it noticed or commented on till today. Got a report from a new Doc today and underneath the lab reports and all was hand written: Bad upper heating element.
Purely from the perspective of attention to detail, this lady will be my doctor till I croak.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:10 pm

SidecarDan wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:36 pm
This might work on a Ural as well.

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Love this.

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:20 pm

Real place names in the UK ...

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This one is in Newfoundland ...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:43 pm

Who lives in Dildo? :lol:
She would like to visit Dildo? No, she says I will meet you on the other side of it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Lofty » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:05 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Pterodactyl » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:29 pm

Desantnik-VDV wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:43 pm
Who lives in Dildo? :lol:
She would like to visit Dildo? No, she says I will meet you on the other side of it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by lendrinkard » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:29 am

When I visited England last year I found lots of fun signs. Half of them had a bush hiding part of the sign. Roundabouts were not my friend. You have to know where you are going to be in the correct lane. Wonderful people the English.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:00 pm

This one is from ‎2004. Ural girls. :D
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 pm

Desantnik-VDV wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:00 pm
This one is from ‎2004. Ural girls. :D

I'm jealous.


MINE didn't come with that option!
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:09 pm

GoatTracks wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 pm
Desantnik-VDV wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:00 pm
This one is from ‎2004. Ural girls. :D

I'm jealous.


MINE didn't come with that option!
You can copy and paste those shameless girls. :D
All I can see the first three letters of Ural - Ура, means hooray on the chest of rider with her hanging boobs. It looks Ike they are having fun. Hooray! :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by n3303j » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:39 am

GoatTracks wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 pm
Desantnik-VDV wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:00 pm
This one is from ‎2004. Ural girls. :D

I'm jealous.


MINE didn't come with that option!
I'm older.....
I thought the 2004 had a front disk brake?
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:47 am

n3303j wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:39 am
I'm older.....
I thought the 2004 had a front disk brake?
...and only one Hi Beam... :P
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by glebo » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:07 am

ba-da....bing...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:46 pm

n3303j wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:39 am
GoatTracks wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 pm
Desantnik-VDV wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:00 pm
This one is from ‎2004. Ural girls. :D

I'm jealous.


MINE didn't come with that option!
I'm older.....
I thought the 2004 had a front disk brake?

Dunno anything about the year model. It probably is 2002 model. Date info of the file says 2004. The picture was made in 2004 in Russia at some show. And it is in my collection from 2004. :cheers:
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