Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by chaos2 » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:06 pm

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I enjoyed these images...love to to see more like them....
I've been trying to id this car and it's driving me nuts!
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:57 am

Hummmmm............ :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:56 pm

chaos2 wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:06 pm
INSUBORDINATOR wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:28 pm
I enjoyed these images...love to to see more like them....
I've been trying to id this car and it's driving me nuts!
Looks similar to an old Aston Martin I saw at the "sale paddock" @ a British Car Day event about 10 years ago.
I'd do better if I could see nose & tail. The similar looking car I included - was said to be a fiberglass body on
An MG chasis - for those who got tired of leaking tops. Kind of cool - in a Nash Healy/Allard Cadillac sort of way.

Thanks for sharing, C.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by robp » Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:33 pm

I've been trying to id this car and it's driving me nuts!
Peerless GT Coupe
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Fiberglass body on a tube frame with Triumph TR3 running gear

The gray car on the previous page is an Allied Swallow - see: https://autoweek.com/article/classic-ca ... even-rarer
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Pterodactyl » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:45 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:41 pm

Assuming Gun Funnies are OK on Russian moto site...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:33 pm

Toilet humor. :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:44 pm

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Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
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Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
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Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.
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It was YOU driving the bus!
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Dementia Test

Post by VWNate1 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:09 pm

Question # 3 is rigged ~ it said "green house" not greenhouse.....

I'da failed anyway but I caught that glaring misteak (oops) 8) .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:45 pm

It is possible only in Russia :D
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Only In Russia

Post by VWNate1 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:29 pm

I dunno Alex ;

I've seen the very same all across America in the red neck areas.....

Maybe no bears taken for public walks but much of it is the same .

Good to see people there are able to maintain their sense of humor .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:00 am

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:59 pm

LoL .. :thumbsup:

The bridegroom groping, reminds of a cartoon years ago, married couple arrives at the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel, bride suddenly says "Wow get a load of the meat on that bell boy"
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:33 pm

Got this from Rhino today...
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by cookiemech » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:30 pm

Good one!
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