Funny or WTF photo thread

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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:11 pm

Is it trans torn?
Must be EFI bike issue. :lol:
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by S 854 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:25 am

jaybird wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:38 pm
I was hoping for a 6 speed with a lower first gear, overdrive, and reverse, what a disappointment, now I’m going to need to w@$# my eyes out with gasoline! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by snowymonkey » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:31 am

I too was hoping for a transmission related post (more gears and such as others have mentioned)...... however I am not disappointed in my clicking. Chads “poster” is priceless :friday:
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by Lofty » Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:21 pm

Tomcatfixer wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:52 pm
What actually goes on in trans porn?
This...
Verily, the trans' can rock.

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Sun Sep 01, 2019 5:36 am

Quite a difference in how the story is told, huh? They should have use the railroad trestle in Stand By Me though for greater impact.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:04 pm

I found a way around a heavy a$$ bike BUT still look cool at the bar. Of course a flat on this bike and your pretty well done.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Mr Wazzock » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:28 pm

:D :thumbsup:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by S 854 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:38 pm

Somebody’s got too much time on their hands
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Iron Maiden » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:21 pm

Himmm?
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by arbalest04062 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:03 pm

Silly me. I thought I was going see transmission stuff. No. Really. Does that make me really simple?
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by CrankyTom » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:49 pm

arbalest04062 wrote:
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Silly me. I thought I was going see transmission stuff. No. Really. Does that make me really simple?
Nope. Just naive.
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by arbalest04062 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:19 pm

At 70, I'm too old to be naive. Haven't you ever looked at motor porn, or cycle porn? So, naturally, I assumed trans porn was mechanical.
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Re: “Trans porn”

Post by jaybird » Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:34 pm

IDK, oblivious?, slow on the draw? :roll: :lol: :puzzled: :puzzled:

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Mechanized Porn

Post by VWNate1 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:44 pm

The Cybertronics ~ interesting to watch .

My Sweet often comes over and peer over my shoulder when I'm OnLine asking 'what're you looking at ?' .

"Truck Porn" or "Moto Porn, you know " .

When she checks she's disgusted .

Maybe I oughta try the other stuff but looking at what I'm never going to touch is time wasted to me .
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by GoatTracks » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:00 pm

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