Soviet Steed's Liars Club

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by URAL CT » Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:46 am

Here today gone tomorrow
on a Ural I burrowed
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Kayaken John » Sat Aug 01, 2015 1:27 pm

As you stand in a down pour all soaking wet and you hear the weatherman on radio say " clear and sunny today." :? :?
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by SilkMoneyLove » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:25 pm

My pusher lasts 10,000 miles
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Re: 24/7

Post by Wildhorse Cafe » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:41 pm

Louie Louie
whoa baby we gotta go now
aye aye aye aye aye
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2013 Black Retro, Chernaya Krasota, formally known as, my name is nobody.

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Wildhorse Cafe » Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:44 pm

fighting city hall
with the second amendment
unregulated militia
2011 Patrol, The Higgs Bison Super Collider, formally known as, the Orange and Silver Pumpkin Coach.

2013 Black Retro, Chernaya Krasota, formally known as, my name is nobody.

When you set out on your journey to Ithaca
pray the road is long , full of adventure, full of knowledge
not expecting that Ithaca will offer you riches
Ithaca has given you the beautiful voyage

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by BigSky » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:29 pm

lomax wrote:Snow is on the ground
A Ural is being ridden
Look a squirrel





Hey never said I was good at these :lol:

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by BigSky » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:19 pm

A Uralist and his monkey walk into a bar.......think one of them would a seen it.
Bada boom!
If history repeats itself....I am sooo getting a dinosaur.

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by jchoby » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:58 pm

How fast does it go?
"Hmm, I've passed Maseratis on this thing."
While it is a true statement, I leave out the part it was a 35 MPH city street and he did not know I was there...but I did blow by him at 45 MPH
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Roni » Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:54 pm

"Honest, Officer,
that light had just turned yellow.
Would I lie to you?"
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Peter Pan » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:01 am

You'd never lie to an officer
when the traffic light was "dark yellow".
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Wildhorse Cafe » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:23 pm

A Uralista's tale of mechanical woe
on the roadside calling his bike, "guano"
cursing his luck
why should he get stuck
When all he should have done is drive slow
2011 Patrol, The Higgs Bison Super Collider, formally known as, the Orange and Silver Pumpkin Coach.

2013 Black Retro, Chernaya Krasota, formally known as, my name is nobody.

When you set out on your journey to Ithaca
pray the road is long , full of adventure, full of knowledge
not expecting that Ithaca will offer you riches
Ithaca has given you the beautiful voyage

C.P. Cavafy

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by chaos2 » Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:19 pm

Riding my Ural

Into my helmet I sneeze

Now but snot I see
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Snakeoil » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:09 pm

There once was a rider named Howie
Who traded his Ural for a one liter Kawi.
He didn't have to tune her
And he got there much sooner.
But that Kawi was the end of poor Howie.
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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by redtails » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:22 pm

I'm driving along, as fast as I might
but the Ural is loaded and packed up tight.
A hill approaches and what should appear
not sure what it is, there's just a radiator in my mirror.
There's no place to pull over, so try I must,
to not get run over by a casino bound bus.
Alas the up hill turns to down,
and the bus hugging my a** is coming around.
I anticipate the frowns as I struggle to get out of the way
but rather they're smiling, taking pictures and giving a wave!

Life on the road with a Ural is good. :moto:
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2014 Patrol Red/White "Uranus"

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Re: Soviet Steed's Liars Club

Post by Wildhorse Cafe » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:18 pm

In a trial concerning a party bus crash where everyone died except a chimpanzee. A animal phycologist stated he could question the chimpanzee with good results, the judge allowed the questioning in open court.
The phycologist, started by asking, "monkey what was going on on that bus?" The monkey make a gesture of drinking. "So there was drinking going on." The monkey shakes his head enthusiastically. "What else?" The monkey puts his fingers to his lips. "So there was reefer on the bus?" The monkey shakes his head again. "What else?" The monkey wraps his arms around himself and puckers his lips. "So there was love making going on." The monkey shake his head enthusiastically. Then the phycologist asks, "where were you when the accident happened?" The monkey stretches out his arms in front of him and turns his head back looking over his shoulder.
2011 Patrol, The Higgs Bison Super Collider, formally known as, the Orange and Silver Pumpkin Coach.

2013 Black Retro, Chernaya Krasota, formally known as, my name is nobody.

When you set out on your journey to Ithaca
pray the road is long , full of adventure, full of knowledge
not expecting that Ithaca will offer you riches
Ithaca has given you the beautiful voyage

C.P. Cavafy

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