Funny of the day: The Four Cats

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Funny of the day: The Four Cats

Post by pigdog » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:48 pm

The Four Cats!

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Firefighter.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ..........Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a qu art of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Firefighter and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Firefighter called his cat and said.....

"Lazy your stuff."

Lazy Boy jumped to his feet...........

ate the cookies..............

drank the milk.............

Pooped on the paper....................

screwed the other three cats.....................

claimed he injured his back while doing so.................

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.........

put in for Workers Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............!!!!!!!!!!

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