Funny or WTF photo thread

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Post by VWNate1 » Sat May 11, 2019 8:35 pm

RE: 'lip gloss for whiners.....

? What do you tell a Woman with two black eyes ? .

Here we go........
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Sat May 11, 2019 9:05 pm

But does it go Potato Potato Potato now? :lol:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Sat May 11, 2019 11:02 pm

My wife came home with this patch from work, today. Can you figure out the message to it? :-)
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Tomcatfixer » Sun May 12, 2019 4:04 am

Must be a female s***house rat, since there's a crescent on the door, instead of a star. That's crazy. :wink:
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Sun May 12, 2019 6:39 am

"Crazier than a shithouse rat" is what she says it means.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by VWNate1 » Sun May 12, 2019 6:17 pm

I guessed it easily .

Good patch, maybe not P.C. but dead on target for some of my Foster boys birth mothers.....
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Mon May 13, 2019 9:17 pm

a1930ford wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 6:39 am
"Crazier than a shithouse rat" is what she says it means.
This was actually copied from the hieroglyphics in an ancient Egyptian Tomb.
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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Birdy » Mon May 13, 2019 9:17 pm

:lol:
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Post by Birdy » Mon May 13, 2019 9:20 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by INSUBORDINATOR » Mon May 13, 2019 9:23 pm

THESE.....
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Post by S 854 » Tue May 14, 2019 10:52 pm

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Wed May 15, 2019 10:16 pm

Медведь на улицах Москвы.ЧМ по футболу 2018
Bear on Moscow streets. Soccer 2018 World Cup.


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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Wed May 15, 2019 10:23 pm

Alex

The rest is just a History:

1998 Honda f6 GL 1500 Valkyrie Tourer /Champion Escort sidecar
1999 Ural Deco Classic/BMW R100 engine
1980 BMW R100RT (2nd Heart Donor for 1999 Deco for more HP)
1978 BMW R80/7 (1st Heart Donor for 1999 Deco)
2002 Ural Barberian Classic
2003 Honda Shadow ACE
1999 Ural BC (went to US circus in Tokyo to adapt a bear driver)

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by Desantnik-VDV » Wed May 15, 2019 10:44 pm

Car driver is asking Ural rider "Bro tell your bear to do something".
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The rest is just a History:

1998 Honda f6 GL 1500 Valkyrie Tourer /Champion Escort sidecar
1999 Ural Deco Classic/BMW R100 engine
1980 BMW R100RT (2nd Heart Donor for 1999 Deco for more HP)
1978 BMW R80/7 (1st Heart Donor for 1999 Deco)
2002 Ural Barberian Classic
2003 Honda Shadow ACE
1999 Ural BC (went to US circus in Tokyo to adapt a bear driver)

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Re: Funny or WTF photo thread

Post by a1930ford » Fri May 17, 2019 7:37 pm

Photo from a friend:
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